I thought Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas were going to be at my table. I thought they started sitting down and I was like, “Oh… my… God,” and then they were like, “Oh wrong table,” and turned around and walked away. And I was like, “No!” That’s like when a waiter comes out with, like, amazing food and you’re starving, and they make eye contact, and then just walk right past you… which is why I couldn’t be a waiter.
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